The English Village Survival Throws

It's non debatable that the idyll of living in a beautifulgoods out of the village where it's 'cheaper'. They
English country village rests strongly in the heart ofdon't feel that it's worth paying that little bit extra so
countless people the world over. With it's chocolatethat the shop keeper can afford to live at all. When
box picture imagery and a slower way of life, whythey go to the village pub (if there's still one left)
wouldn't it appeal?they moan again at the prices because they can buy
With a history that goes back hundreds of years inthe alcohol so much cheaper with their supermarket
many cases, seemingly untouched by recent trendsshopping.
of human greed, the English country village lifestyle isThey want the idyll, but they want it on the cheap.
highly sought after. But! The English Country village isThey don't see the locals whose community they've
dying under all that pressure to remain just an idyll ininvaded struggling to make ends meet because there
our minds.is no local work. They therefore can't afford to run a
The local folk who give a community it's heart aremotor car to find work outside the immediate area,
being scattered far and wide because they can noand with public transport very hit-and-miss in the
longer afford to live in their own village. When aEnglish countryside, that's not a viable option either.
family outgrows it's present accommodation, theIt would appear that the English Country Village is
children who are ready to leave the nest can nostrangling itself, but if you were to ask any of those
longer afford to 'buy' property in their ownvillagers who are experiencing this stagnation and
community because investors and rich weekendersslow death of their way of life how they would save
have bought up all of those 'quaint village properties'it. To a man/woman they would say "build more
so that they can 'buy' into the English Country Villagehouses that we can afford to buy or rent". That
way of life.would give employment to locals, and boost the
There are no properties to rent now either, becausetrade in the local shops.
the traditional landowners who used to build housesThe fact that expansion was being allowed would
on their property to accommodate their workers areencourage small businesses to move into the area.
now selling them off to the highest bidder in order toAnother lifeblood transfusion for the village way of
survive themselves.life. New buildings don't have to look stark and bland.
Then we have 'English Heritage', those stuffed shirts,Many new houses these days are built to look and
who believe that they've been sent by God himselffeel very 'country' indeed.
to protect the English Country Village and surroundingIn the Thames Valley, home to some beautiful
areas as a museum piece. But who in fact live theircountry villages, we have a property developer
lives with their heads stuck firmly in that part of their'Westbuild Homes' who over the past 20 years or so
anatomy where the sun never shines. It's no wonderhave continued to build their 'cottage style' houses
that stagnation has taken hold and the idyll of anthat sit well in any country setting. They are
English Country Village is in its last throws of life asextremely popular and often sell long before they're
anyone ever knew it.even built, but just one small builder can't be
Locals can now no longer afford to maintain theirexpected to save the village image as a whole,
own properties because these stuffed shirts imposeespecially as the cost of those homes are out of the
ridiculous 'conditions' on them. Only the most labourreach of local folk. But it does take the pressure off
intensive, expensive materials will do. They also havethe demand for existing housing stock.
to 'ask' permission from these jumped up food criticsPlanners across the UK are given a mandate to
to continue with every simple step along the way,restrict any building of any kind within the many
often having to wait many days for one to deem itvillage boundaries. English heritage and its many
important enough for them to show up in the firsttentacles are doing more than their bit to ensure that
place.the mandate holds firm. But why do we have this
What happens if these normal village folk turn a blindunrealistic idea that history must be kept like a
eye to the 'stuffed shirts' and carry on regardless?museum artefact? How do we think those villages
They're hit with very large fines and told to returngot to look the way they do right now? Would they
any work that's been done back to the original 'bad'look as they do now if there were stuffed shirts
state. Madness? Not at all, how can it be? The Britisharound telling them that they couldn't build any more?
Government give those stuffed shirts their fullOf course not. They built when and where it was
blessing. There are 'Laws' these days to support thenecessary to expand and grow. As did all of the
buffoons in charge of destroying the very fabric ofmajor towns and cities the world over.
the English country village.In America, we see cinematic images of the
There is a common law in nature itself which is astumbleweed rolling through ghost towns because
undeniable as E=mc2, and that is = "That whateverthey stagnated and died. The original inhabitants were
stands still and never expands, stagnates and dies".protective of their community to the point of 'driving
Fact! If anyone thinks that holding back theout' any new comers, usually at the point of a gun.
expansion of our chocolate box village image just toTheir reward was the ghost towns we now see.
satisfy those who want to stand, stare and admire isThe stuffed shirts and planners are the new sheriffs
a good idea, then they are as guilty of killing offwho are shooting anyone who dares to try and alter
those very images as the 'stuffed shirts' themselves.the 'community' that God himself has supposedly
Shops are closing because the new influx ofordained them to do..... 'NOT'.
weekenders, holiday makers and tourists all buy their